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I drove back to seremban last friday. My friends and i planned to go to sunway lagoon. On the way, it started to rain heavily. It was foggy and the roads were slippery.  About 20 minutes before reaching seremban toll, the accident happened…
The persona in front had already crashed into the divider and i don’t how it did. So the cars at the back of the persona immediately hit the brakes. Fortunately for me, i managed to brake in the nick of time and just ‘kissed’ the front car. But the  stupid()&*^$&%%$#&**% car behind me was speeding and crashed into my car!
WHAT THE @*#$$*()Q*^$Q^^(^$%$)!_)!!!!!Thank god my friends and i are still alive.


My car was totally wrecked. The mechanics were unable to fix the damage.
However, our plan to go sunway was still on. I had a really great time in sunway lagoon despite the incident. Lesson to be learned, accidents can happen to anyone, anywhere, anytime. So do not speed! Be considerate!!!

Today i went fishing with ngage(say cheong or stupid muscle man,smm for short), ck(chee kong or kang kang) and pat pat(guan yuan or patrick). Let’s cut it short.
Me ……………….1 fish
Pat pat…………..1 fish
Kang kang………1 fish(pity him so i count the fish from the last trip)
Ngage……………0 fish(wan to pity him also cannot coz till now still hasn’t caught one)
Dun worry Ngage, life of a fisherman is like tat one, sometimes catch something and sometimes din catch any juz like u.Hahahahaha.
Here is a pic of the unlucky fish i caught.

Last night i was attacked by humongous blood-sucking insects, the bloody thirsty mosquitoes. Annoying little pests, flying around my ears announcing ‘We come in peace. We wan ur blood as offering to appease our GODDAMN @#$%*@!!!’ To make things worst, i couldn’t sleep because of a filthy cockroach chewing through a tissue box next to my bed.

munch*munch*bzzzzzzzzzzzzz*munch*munch*munch*munch*bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*munch*munch*munch*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I was too lazy to turn on the light and smack it. So i slept with one
eye opened, one hand scratching my whole body and the other hand pressing my pillow down my ears.
I woke up itching all over and all grumpy…
SO u better not mess with me today!
I’m talking to u, House mates!

Ahhh, wat a good day to be celebrating New Year…in Singapore!
Last night, me and a bunch of frens went to singapore for the countdown event. To be honest, this is the first time i’ve been to singapore. My ‘virgin’ passport got stamped by a bald guy. Wuhuu!!!
We got lost in singapore(how the heck did we got lost!!! It’s just 20×30km of piece of land). Instead of going to the bay, we went to the opposite direction until we realized we are lost. So we ask a taxi driver for direction. The guy was kind enough to give us direction. And so we head back to where we started and this time we headed to the right direction! Marina Bay!!
The place was crowded but that doesn’t matter. All the chicks are hot!! So i don’t mind getting stuck in a crowd of beautiful gals.
Happy New Year!!! Fireworks shooting in the sky. What a beautiful sight.
Then it’s time to go home. When we reach the place we parked the car, we weren’t really sure which floor the car was, so we went to the 4th floor.
Sh!t!! This is da wrong floor! Let’s use da stairs.
As we went into the staircase, the door slammed shut.
OMG!!!! The door cannot be open from the inside.
We were stucked…There was a signboard saying please proceed to the ground floor to exit…So we had to walk all the way down and take the lift again to the 5th floor(which was the right floor).Now we know how the fire escape plan works in Singapore…
Everyone was exhausted and so we headed home.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!! q(^o^)p

Last week me and my uni frens went on a holiday trip, initially planned to go langkawi. Our ‘transportation’ is in Kampar, Perak, and so went there first. Since we were in Perak, we might as well go ‘cuci mata’ coz Ipoh is famous for their beautiful gals. The whole day, ck(kampar boy) lead us around Ipoh hunting for chicks. Then that night…guess wat…we went to cyber cafe to play dota…pathetic. The next night also we went to play dota…and the night after….
After 2 days in Kampar, we departed to Penang to meet to pick a fren who will be joining us in our langkawi trip.The first thing we do when we reached Penang is …play dota…Zzzz…
The langkawi trip was cancelled due to the LIMA thing. The ferry ticket price went skyrocket and the chalets are fully booked till 10th. So instead, we went to Penang Hill. Since there were the 6 of us, we could not fit into 1 car,so we took the public transport.
When we reach the top of Penang hill, the scenery there was exhilarating. There is also a canopy walk where a bridge is build on trees. The bridge is very narrow and is only supported by ropes. And it’s 250meter long. So we decided to try the canopy walk. We had to walk 2km to reach the canopy walk.
When we reached there, we paid RM5(wat a rip-off). All of us manage to complete the canopy walk except one(i cannot reveal who because that ‘bojiao’ will kill me if i were to reveal him).
The trip was exciting and full of dota…God,we gotta stop this habit of playing dota in every trips we had.

Just finished my second last test of the semester and my other frens had finished their last exam. So frustrating!
‘Ei, tonite i’m going back to my hometown eat ice kacang and home cooked dinner and u’re here stuck eating chicken rice.Hahahaha’
67 sum meng!
NAH!!!!!!! ‘o0o’, the universal hand sign.
Then on tat night,
They had to pack their things up and leave their hostel room empty…Guess wat…
"oh, my best fren in the world, can i put my things at ur place?"
Ni@M@!!!! Enuf oredi, i get it, u guys can go back to ur happy hometowns and i’m stuck in tis sh!thole!!!!
UARGHHHHHH, fresh meat!(dota, pudge says this when he ulti)
Btw, final test in on the 21st, the day i’m finally free from assignments and tests and revisions and a bunch of sohai frens.

Why does this thing always happen to me??
Today i went out for dinner with my house mates…with a punctured tire
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As u can see, the tip was sharpened. This is definitely an act of errant youngsters. If i get my hands on that culprit!!!! I gonna prick his fingers one by one with this metal rod!!!!!
*Take tat u sonuvabi**h!!!!!!
UHHHHHH, just the thought of spending rm155 to change the damn tire, aaaarghHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hmmmm, ck needs a new tire.

I’m not dead…yet. I finally got my passport made. Tis is so cool, with 32 pages, i can go anywhere!!
After 4 hrs waiting for the immigration ppl to process the forms and everything, they finally gave it to me.(btw the lady there didnt smile, like the government didnt pay her enuf)
Hopefully my frens in skudai will go s’pore at the nearest time…they better be!!!!!!!!
I wonder if s’pore has dota…

Just a figure of speech. I’m not dying but may die bcos of boredom. Why did i went back hometown!!!! Here got nothing to do except eat and sleep…
The reason i went back hometown is to make passport….and to bring guitar back to skudai(eventhough i sucked playing it).
Rm300 just to make a passport…tis is so not worth it.
It’s like going to TGI Friday twice(muahahaha, ching cheong, so sorry but i cant help it).
God, wat to do for the next 2 days…help me…i need dota…
dota…dota…dota….DOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I’m starting to bcome like one of my housemates…too calculative…too lazy…watch dramas and lazed around..i dun wan his tou lam(bulging stomach).
Need….to…go…back…skudai…
Need…to…go…bluedolphin…
Need…to…play…dota..
Need..to…stop…doing tis.

Wuhuu, I’m back!!!!
So what did i bring back home??
Hmmm, 1 fridge magnet, darker complexion, one swelled toe( stupid ant bit my toe while waiting for the speedboat) and an underpants full of sands( i tried bringing back a few corals in my swimming trunk and when i try walking…uh…ou…i ca-n do t~is…ei…OUCh!!!)
Then on the way back to Pudu, my frens told me the test results are out…The whole going back trip..i was restless…
I immediately check my results online…bad…real bad…
To make things worst , my sis(just recently obtained her driving license) trashed my front bumper. She told me it was just a scratch…
Scratch?? U call this a SCRATCH!!!! Look at the front bumper!!! It looks like it could fall off anytime!!! My MUD GUARD!!! The only thing that keeps it in place is 1 miserable screw.Where is the rest of the fasteners!!! The front rims are totally dented. Look at the TYRES!!! It looks like someone use a screwdriver and stabbed it a couple of times!!! I’m totally pissed off!!
Ei, i din see the dents…so she said.
She said it was just a scratch and she covered it with silver spray. Now my car has two colours, metallic silver and lame silver…
I’m having a bad day…
I’m hungry…happy meals would be nice.